Just another day in my dog’s shadow…working hard to afford her extravagant lifestyle. I also work with startups, when she lets me. — If you don’t like dogs, startups, coastlines, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, I may not be your cup of salted almond milk cold foam iced coffee with 9 pumps of sugar-free vanilla syrup, 7 packets of salt, and 2 Splenda (Starbucks baristas, you are the real MVPs). My life in a pistachio shell: